Stupidhead

My hair is such an awkward length these days, especially right after i've washed it, and it's almost making me wish i'd never done that head shaving thing that was so fun at the time.
I just want someone to invent a power-mineral-scalp-fertilizer-booster so i can dip my head in it and this... whatever this is, can grow to a decent length already... although i have no idea what to do about it when it reaches that length either!?
Gorgeous, healthy, thick, long hair is so wasted on the people who are lucky enough to have it.
I would be awesome at being long-haired.
Just saying.

Sigh