Twilight

Oh. My. God.

Last night was supposed to be our (first) shop Christmas-party-dinner-thing.
That didn't happen.
Then it was supposed to be a farewell-to-Nick-sushi-dinner.
That didn't happen either.

I was a little bummed that all our weekend plans was falling through, but that's only because i didn't know what was about to happen instead.

Around 10 Nick came over with pizzas and Allan went out and rented some dvds.
One of them was Twilight, and even though Nick had already seen it, we convinced him to watch it again with us.

It was, without a doubt, one of the worst movies i have ever seen.
Story? Nothing new there.
Script? Completely unoriginal.
Direction? Poor, at best.
Acting? I haven't seen worse in a movie not starring Keanu Reeves.

But somehow it was also one of the most awesome movie experiences i've ever had.
We talked throughout the whole movie, the whole thing was so predictable that it was almost impossible to miss anything anyway, and laughed out loud whenever Bella started stuttering like a moron or when Edward Von Sparklepony (they sparkle, oh joy!) looked like he just jizzed in his pants.
Which is all the time.
It was so much fun!

I'm still having a hard time figuring out how something so awful, starring not that good looking people with so little acting talent, have become such a hit, but part of me is glad that is has.
I can't wait to watch New Moon, although it'll probably have to be in the comfort of my own home, as i'm pretty sure i'd get kicked out of any movie theater for rolling around on the floor, laughing.

They sparkle, for reals!

Ps. Nick, we're gonna miss you buddy!

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